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mydazedandconfused: pussymitosis: jellyrolland: OUR PRAYERS...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 04:51:47 -0400

mydazedandconfused:

pussymitosis:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

OH MY GOD YES

WHAT STORE WHERE IS IT

MAH

GERD

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doctorangel: cookwiththedevil: i wish someone looked at me the way i look at pizza oh but they...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:00:44 -0400

doctorangel:

cookwiththedevil:

i wish someone looked at me the way i look at pizza

oh but they do

hannibal meme → two quotes [2/2]↳”office hours are for...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:00:10 -0400

hannibal meme → two quotes [2/2]
↳”office hours are for patients. my kitchen is always open to friends”

vriskay: spiritguide: WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 07:59:18 -0400

vriskay:

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

this post is my entire life

zedsdeadbaby-zedsdead: tinybro: watchtheskytonight: elli-wayne...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 07:46:45 -0400

zedsdeadbaby-zedsdead:

tinybro:

watchtheskytonight:

elli-wayne:

Tutorial - Wands

This. This is epic.

reblogging for so i can’t lose this because oh my god jenn can we

Someone make a wand with meeeeeeeeeee!

totheinternetandbeyond: wecanbreatheinouterspace: totheinternet...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 07:44:40 -0400

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

sehboofs: that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:35:06 -0400

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

ifeellikedancingt0night: punkoramama: irdeadite: chronicallyne...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:07:42 -0400

ifeellikedancingt0night:

punkoramama:

irdeadite:

chronicallyneurotic:

That was the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

The whole damn movie is.

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS

This is a movie?!

It’s from The ABCs of Death.

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp: bestrooftalkever: coolstoryrob: meeeee...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 03:04:20 -0400

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

0bey-racheltice: copequinn: badromanced: Do you see this girl...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 02:57:44 -0400

0bey-racheltice:

copequinn:

badromanced:

Do you see this girl right here. She took this pic when she was home alone and heard someone breaking into her house. She was kidnapped that night. Her body was found at the bottom of a river. Reblog before 3am or she’ll appear in your closet and kill you.

someone’s breaking in better take a selfie and upload it

r u fucking serious I did chain emails in like the 5th grade Ain’t nobody got time for yo shit I got a blog to run

mikkelsened: linpatootie: pancakevase: mcfassysmydesign: [all...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:17:58 -0400

mikkelsened:

linpatootie:

pancakevase:

mcfassysmydesign:

[all by myself playing in the background]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but omg that addition deserves a second time

“I ATE THE WILL”

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Tue, 11 Jun 2013 07:14:23 -0400

michigansmanofmayhem: 10knotes: bridgemcgidge: My little...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:46:26 -0400

michigansmanofmayhem:

10knotes:

bridgemcgidge:

My little sister tried to tell me this once.

I would cast a stunning spell so hard that your grandchildren would feel it, but I don’t pick on victims of backfiring memory charms.

bakeddd: strawberry cheesecake chimichangas click here for...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:19:20 -0400

bakeddd:

strawberry cheesecake chimichangas

click here for recipe

I can feel the diabeetus already. I will die a delicious death.

insomniasleuth: I think i wanna know ya, know ya. yeah, what?

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:17:27 -0400

insomniasleuth:

I think i wanna know ya, know ya. yeah, what?

lander32: Someone felt fabulous

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:09:22 -0400

lander32:

Someone felt fabulous

thecouscousqueen: grrrlfever: Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace...

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:06:44 -0400

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR